[nectar_dropcap]W[/nectar_dropcap]elcome back to Fraztown, where I am Lord of all that I survey. Following a nervous win over the bumblebees that are the SCC I woke up on Sunday morning with renewed vim and vigor. Last week was a bit of tough one in Fraztown, as thus far my quest to be Instagram famous has hit a speed bump, and I risk losing my lucrative Lonsdale Sportswear sponsorship if my number of followers don’t increase. However, I have come up with a new plan to grow my brand #TeamFraz. I will be doing a sexy photoshoot and calendar in which I will be sporting the latest Lonsdale gear whilst posing seductively along the tables of various Hawker centres in Singapore. I will be starting at the Newton Hawker Centre as well as such favourites as Lau Pa Sat, Satay by the Bay, and Little India food court. Currently I am looking for a freelance photographer with good editing skills particularly for hair line and abdominals. Please get in contact if you know such a person.

In spite of his traditional Scottish Christmas

he hasn’t developed diabetes and seemed

surprisingly mobile on Saturday

Whilst at work I have been observing the habits of the solitary Scotsman in the Prem’s Mr. Robert Ronald Lyle Hamish McGregor. In spite of his traditional Scottish Christmas he hasn’t developed diabetes and seemed surprisingly mobile on Saturday. Over the course of the day I compiled a diary of his movements, it is as follows. 7:00 client. 7:58-8:00 smoke 2 x Benson and Hedges. 8:00-10:00 clients. 10:00-11:45 nap. 11:45- 12:00 black pudding sandwich and 3x packs of space raiders pickled onions crisps. 12:00- 14:00 clients. 14:00 – 14:20 reads a copy “Alex Salmond’s great Scottish Independence Speeches”. 14:20-15:00 takes a very long shower with waterproof Bluetooth headphones. 15:00-16:00 nap. 16:00-19:00 clients. 19:00 – 19:10 chain smokes 8 x Benson and Hedges.

On another note my love of horses has shown no signs of abating. I purchased a full My Little Pony stable, and have had hours of fun. The accompanying DVD of the 2017 My Little Pony was a joy from start to finish. My favourite character is Twilight Sparkle, she has such character depth. I was slightly miffed however that it only received a 6.3/10 on IMDb. On Sunday afternoon, we went down to the riding stables near Turf City, admittedly I was a bit older than the rest of the riders and received a few funny looks, but they only allowed me to join the beginners class as I was a new member. The old skills on the horse came back to me and within moments I was galloping along with the stallion betwixt my thighs; I was back in my happy place.

Until next time.


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